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Name: Katz
Age: 2¾
Location: NW England
Quote: WTF?!?
Position: Horizontal

* Do you have pets?
Three cats and four degus
* What is your favorite color?
Royal blue.
* What kind of music do you like?
Punk, Metal, Beatles, Stones, Led Zep, Metallica, Sade, Bowie, Queen, Pink Floyd, Dr. Feelgood, The Hamsters, etc. etc.
* What do you do on your free time besides spending time on SMF?

* What are your goals/dreams in life?
To have another birthday. ;)

* What got you involved in SMF?
My wife played an online war game and their clan had a forum that was Invision Free. It was crap, so...
* Who do you admire? Why?
Programmers, coz they understand gibberish and Alison Angel, sometimes, for obvious reasons. ;)
* Are you into sports?  If so which ones?
Too decrepit, now. Used to do tenpin bowling, football (Proper football, not that American girly version), Tennis, Badminton, Rugby and Boxing.
* What is your dream job?
Pr0n star. :)
* What was your first screenname?
Katzy. My real name is "Katz", but the logon required five letters.
* Do you have any piercings?
Yep. One ear, but not worn anything in it for years.
* Are you a lefty/righty or ambidextrous?
* Do you have any tattoo's?  If not do you wish/plan to get one?
Yep, a cat on my right arm.
* Do you have any siblings?  If so, how many of each?
I have one arsehole brother.
* What is your favourite website?
* Do you play computer games?  If so, which ones?
Rarely. But, I still like Doom Legacy with loadza wads and Command & Conquer stuff.
* Do you play video game consoles?  Which ones?
* Are you married or planing to get married?
Yep. Married to Jane.

* If so do you have any kids?
* One pseudo-daughter
* How many languages do you speak?  If so which ones?
Cockney English and rhyming slang, French and Double-Dutch (It's a real language!)
* Do you drink?
Latte, Jack Daniel's, Southern Comfort and Glenfiddich.
* Do you smoke?
* Did you play hookey from class?
* Do you have a license?

* Do you own a car?
Yep! I miss my old MGB GT.
* Have you ever been stopped for speeding?
A few times. I used to own a bike that did 0-60 in 1.3 seconds, so...
* Do you obtain a good amount of sleep daily?
Define "Good amount".
* How do you sleep?
Comatose, once I get away.
* Have you ever been on an airplane?
Yep. First time I went in a 'plane, I piloted it, too! Biggest kick was flying in and piloting, for a while, an Avro Vulcan.
* Have you ever broken a bone?
Surprisingly enough, no. Spent two months in a coma, though.
* Do you wear jewelry?  If so what jewelry do you wear?
Ankh on a chain around my neck and engagement/wedding rings.
* How do you dress?
Jeans & T-shirt.
* How many keys are on your keyring?
* What time do you go to bed?  What time do you wake up?
11pm-3am and I normally wake up 9-10.
* What's the freakiest thing you have done?
Lived with two women, intimately, at the same time for five years. (LONG story)
* Do you live alone?
* How many hours a day do you spend in the computer?
Too many.
* How many hours a day do you spend in SMF?
Too many.
* What is your favorite beverage - coffee, tea, soda, beer, other?
* What do you hate?
Filling-in forms, politicians, mental drivers, jingoism, intolerance, people who judge books by their covers (Metaphorically), Manchester United and bigots.
* What do you love?

* What is your religion?
Religions are a means of controlling the people.
* What is your hair color?
Brown/silver/grey and, occasionally, bright pink.
* How tall are you?
* How much do you weigh?
12 stones.
* What's the feature on SMF you can't live without?

* As an administrator?
* As an end user?

Matthew K.:
Very nice...:) You didn't happen to copy this from mine, did you? ;)

Just the questions.


--- Quote from: K@ on February 04, 2012, 04:49:38 PM ---What is your dream job?
Pr0n star. :)

--- End quote ---
Lol, hahahhahaha.

* Joker™ thinks K@ missed the job opportunity by few years only.



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