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Get To Know The Team - K@
« on: February 04, 2012, 04:49:38 PM »
Name: Katz
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Location: NW England
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  • Do you have pets?
    Three cats and four degus
  • What is your favorite color?
    Royal blue.
  • What kind of music do you like?
    Punk, Metal, Beatles, Stones, Led Zep, Metallica, Sade, Bowie, Queen, Pink Floyd, Dr. Feelgood, The Hamsters, etc. etc.
  • What do you do on your free time besides spending time on SMF?
  • What are your goals/dreams in life?
    To have another birthday. ;)
  • What got you involved in SMF?
    My wife played an online war game and their clan had a forum that was Invision Free. It was crap, so...
  • Who do you admire? Why?
    Programmers, coz they understand gibberish and Alison Angel, sometimes, for obvious reasons. ;)
  • Are you into sports?  If so which ones?
    Too decrepit, now. Used to do tenpin bowling, football (Proper football, not that American girly version), Tennis, Badminton, Rugby and Boxing.
  • What is your dream job?
    Pr0n star. :)
  • What was your first screenname?
    Katzy. My real name is "Katz", but the logon required five letters.
  • Do you have any piercings?
    Yep. One ear, but not worn anything in it for years.
  • Are you a lefty/righty or ambidextrous?
    Righty.
  • Do you have any tattoo's?  If not do you wish/plan to get one?
    Yep, a cat on my right arm.
  • Do you have any siblings?  If so, how many of each?
    I have one arsehole brother.
  • What is your favourite website?
    XHamster
  • Do you play computer games?  If so, which ones?
    Rarely. But, I still like Doom Legacy with loadza wads and Command & Conquer stuff.
  • Do you play video game consoles?  Which ones?
    Wii.
  • Are you married or planing to get married?
    Yep. Married to Jane.
    • If so do you have any kids?
    • One pseudo-daughter
  • How many languages do you speak?  If so which ones?
    Cockney English and rhyming slang, French and Double-Dutch (It's a real language!)
  • Do you drink?
    Latte, Jack Daniel's, Southern Comfort and Glenfiddich.
  • Do you smoke?
    Yep.
  • Did you play hookey from class?
    Yep.
  • Do you have a license?
    Yep!
    • Do you own a car?
      Yep! I miss my old MGB GT.
    • Have you ever been stopped for speeding?
      A few times. I used to own a bike that did 0-60 in 1.3 seconds, so...
  • Do you obtain a good amount of sleep daily?
    Define "Good amount".
  • How do you sleep?
    Comatose, once I get away.
  • Have you ever been on an airplane?
    Yep. First time I went in a 'plane, I piloted it, too! Biggest kick was flying in and piloting, for a while, an Avro Vulcan.
  • Have you ever broken a bone?
    Surprisingly enough, no. Spent two months in a coma, though.
  • Do you wear jewelry?  If so what jewelry do you wear?
    Ankh on a chain around my neck and engagement/wedding rings.
  • How do you dress?
    Jeans & T-shirt.
  • How many keys are on your keyring?
    Fifteen!!!
  • What time do you go to bed?  What time do you wake up?
    11pm-3am and I normally wake up 9-10.
  • What's the freakiest thing you have done?
    Lived with two women, intimately, at the same time for five years. (LONG story)
  • Do you live alone?
    Nope
  • How many hours a day do you spend in the computer?
    Too many.
  • How many hours a day do you spend in SMF?
    Too many.
  • What is your favorite beverage - coffee, tea, soda, beer, other?
    Latte.
  • What do you hate?
    Filling-in forms, politicians, mental drivers, jingoism, intolerance, people who judge books by their covers (Metaphorically), Manchester United and bigots.
  • What do you love?
  • What is your religion?
    Religions are a means of controlling the people.
  • What is your hair color?
    Brown/silver/grey and, occasionally, bright pink.
  • How tall are you?
    5'11"
  • How much do you weigh?
    12 stones.
  • What's the feature on SMF you can't live without?
    • As an administrator?
      Pass.
    • As an end user?
      Pass.
« Last Edit: June 27, 2012, 06:20:59 AM by K@ »

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Re: Get To Know The Team - K@
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2012, 05:37:01 PM »
Very nice...:) You didn't happen to copy this from mine, did you? ;)

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Re: Get To Know The Team - K@
« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2012, 08:34:06 AM »
Just the questions.

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Re: Get To Know The Team - K@
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2012, 09:45:53 PM »
What is your dream job?
Pr0n star. :)
Lol, hahahhahaha.

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Re: Get To Know The Team - K@
« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2012, 08:10:29 AM »

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Re: Get To Know The Team - K@
« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2012, 09:26:00 AM »
Quote from: K@
What's the freakiest thing you have done?
Lived with two women, intimately, at the same time for five years. (LONG story)

The joys of youth? xD
"The Book of Arantor, 17:3-5
  And I said unto him, thy database query shalt always be sent by the messenger of $smcFunc
  And $smcFunc shall protect you against injections and evil
  And so it came to pass that mysql_query was declared deprecated and even though he says he is not dead yet, the time was soon to come to pass when mysql_query shall be gone and no more."

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Re: Get To Know The Team - K@
« Reply #6 on: June 12, 2012, 09:31:22 AM »
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Have you ever broken a bone?
Surprisingly enough, no. Spent two months in a coma, though.

Wow, what happen?

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Re: Get To Know The Team - K@
« Reply #7 on: June 12, 2012, 11:17:01 AM »
It was during a war...

Cars v Motorbikes.

I was on the bike. :(

I overtook someone, who decided to turn right, into a driveway, without signalling.

My head hit the kerb. The splat-hat looked like a boiled egg that had been whacked with a spoon.

I woke up, in hospital, having my naughty-bits washed by a rather scrummy nurse.

The inevitable happened... ;)

The nurse smiled and said "Oh, you're awake, then?".

I sorta grinned, sheepishly, and said "Awake? Why, have I been asleep".

"Yeah, since April".

"April? What is it, now?"

"End of June".


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Re: Get To Know The Team - K@
« Reply #8 on: June 16, 2012, 12:30:07 AM »
Thats why my parents never allow me to drive bikes.

Glad that you(K@) recovered well.
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Re: Get To Know The Team - K@
« Reply #9 on: June 16, 2012, 05:13:46 AM »
Except my braincell. ;)

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Re: Get To Know The Team - K@
« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2012, 12:31:38 PM »
Lol, I love your braincells :laugh:
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Re: Get To Know The Team - K@
« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2012, 12:41:09 PM »
Pervert.

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Re: Get To Know The Team - K@
« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2012, 12:42:18 PM »
 ;D
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Re: Get To Know The Team - K@
« Reply #13 on: June 26, 2012, 08:45:53 PM »
^ Dirty Thoughts!
"The Book of Arantor, 17:3-5
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Re: Get To Know The Team - K@
« Reply #14 on: June 26, 2012, 11:26:24 PM »
who me? I'm an innocent boy :)
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Re: Get To Know The Team - K@
« Reply #15 on: June 26, 2012, 11:31:16 PM »
who me? I'm an innocent boy :)

Still a kid yes but innocent? NEVER.

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Re: Get To Know The Team - K@
« Reply #16 on: June 27, 2012, 03:31:13 AM »
Still a kid yes but innocent? NEVER.
Meh, jealous oldies.
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Re: Get To Know The Team - K@
« Reply #17 on: June 27, 2012, 06:21:55 AM »
I had to edit it, coz a couple of our degus have died, since then. :(

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Re: Get To Know The Team - K@
« Reply #18 on: September 17, 2012, 02:22:45 AM »


The nurse smiled and said "Oh, you're awake, then?".

I sorta grinned, sheepishly, and said "Awake? Why, have I been asleep".

"Yeah, since April".

"April? What is it, now?"

"End of June".

I feel weird and sad after reading this


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Re: Get To Know The Team - K@
« Reply #19 on: September 17, 2012, 05:55:51 AM »
It sure was the most peculiar thing.

Still, I survived, mostly intact. :)