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Rolling and stamping on my Spamtard head

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Tuffydulittle:
New at this and getting started.

Here is what I have for supplies in my cart to purchase

1.5 One line moron juice
2 mm Spammer repellent

Disinfectant

Idiot serum

herpes ointment.

I have mature stretchmarks that are white and silverish on breasts and upper thighs.  Very slender in width, only couple wider ones on breasts.
Is this what I need to treat the stretchmarks I have?  Would you suggest anything else to get optimal results?

I will also be using this on a tummy tuck scar to see if I can get some results there as well. 

Should I add anything else to my cart or purchase anything separately to aid in the skin recovery and appearance?

So, you see, I'm a mess and I should be diced and boiled in treacle for six months

ChalkCat:
We also recommend you add a large can of SPAM to your cart as rubbing SPAM on the affected areas you mention would give us all a laugh....

K@:

--- Quote from: Tuffydulittle on July 08, 2012, 03:44:47 PM ---Should I add anything else
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Yeah. Spamtards usually post links.

Yoshi:

--- Quote from: K@ on July 08, 2012, 03:54:37 PM ---
--- Quote from: Tuffydulittle on July 08, 2012, 03:44:47 PM ---Should I add anything else
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Yeah. Spamtards usually post links.



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Pwnage!

K@:

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