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Age: 2¾
Location: NW England
Quote: WTF?!?
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- Do you have pets?
Three cats and four degus - What is your favorite color?
Royal blue. - What kind of music do you like?
Punk, Metal, Beatles, Stones, Led Zep, Metallica, Sade, Bowie, Queen, Pink Floyd, Dr. Feelgood, The Hamsters, etc. etc. - What do you do on your free time besides spending time on SMF?
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To have another birthday. ;)
- What got you involved in SMF?
My wife played an online war game and their clan had a forum that was Invision Free. It was crap, so... - Who do you admire? Why?
Programmers, coz they understand gibberish and Alison Angel, sometimes, for obvious reasons. ;) - Are you into sports? If so which ones?
Too decrepit, now. Used to do tenpin bowling, football (Proper football, not that American girly version), Tennis, Badminton, Rugby and Boxing. - What is your dream job?
Pr0n star. :) - What was your first screenname?
Katzy. My real name is "Katz", but the logon required five letters. - Do you have any piercings?
Yep. One ear, but not worn anything in it for years. - Are you a lefty/righty or ambidextrous?
Righty. - Do you have any tattoo's? If not do you wish/plan to get one?
Yep, a cat on my right arm. - Do you have any siblings? If so, how many of each?
I have one arsehole brother. - What is your favourite website?
XHamster (https://www.simplemachines.org/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.katzy.dsl.pipex.com%2FSmileys%2Fgiggle.gif&hash=5e80a98c3d04c08d8574cd705bb1f58802253210) - Do you play computer games? If so, which ones?
Rarely. But, I still like Doom Legacy with loadza wads and Command & Conquer stuff. - Do you play video game consoles? Which ones?
Wii. - Are you married or planing to get married?
Yep. Married to Jane.
- If so do you have any kids?
- One pseudo-daughter
- How many languages do you speak? If so which ones?
Cockney English and rhyming slang, French and Double-Dutch (It's a real language!) - Do you drink?
Latte, Jack Daniel's, Southern Comfort and Glenfiddich. - Do you smoke?
Yep. - Did you play hookey from class?
Yep. - Do you have a license?
Yep!
- Do you own a car?
Yep! I miss my old MGB GT. - Have you ever been stopped for speeding?
A few times. I used to own a bike that did 0-60 in 1.3 seconds, so...
- Do you obtain a good amount of sleep daily?
Define "Good amount". - How do you sleep?
Comatose, once I get away. - Have you ever been on an airplane?
Yep. First time I went in a 'plane, I piloted it, too! Biggest kick was flying in and piloting, for a while, an Avro Vulcan. - Have you ever broken a bone?
Surprisingly enough, no. Spent two months in a coma, though. - Do you wear jewelry? If so what jewelry do you wear?
Ankh on a chain around my neck and engagement/wedding rings. - How do you dress?
Jeans & T-shirt. - How many keys are on your keyring?
Fifteen!!! - What time do you go to bed? What time do you wake up?
11pm-3am and I normally wake up 9-10. - What's the freakiest thing you have done?
Lived with two women, intimately, at the same time for five years. (LONG story) - Do you live alone?
Nope - How many hours a day do you spend in the computer?
Too many. - How many hours a day do you spend in SMF?
Too many. - What is your favorite beverage - coffee, tea, soda, beer, other?
Latte. - What do you hate?
Filling-in forms, politicians, mental drivers, jingoism, intolerance, people who judge books by their covers (Metaphorically), Manchester United and bigots. - What do you love?
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Religions are a means of controlling the people. - What is your hair color?
Brown/silver/grey and, occasionally, bright pink. - How tall are you?
5'11" - How much do you weigh?
12 stones. - What's the feature on SMF you can't live without?
- As an administrator?
Pass. - As an end user?
Pass.
Very nice...:) You didn't happen to copy this from mine, did you? ;)
Just the questions.
Quote from: K@ on February 04, 2012, 04:49:38 PM
What is your dream job?
Pr0n star. :)
Lol, hahahhahaha.
/me thinks K@ missed the job opportunity by few years only.
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Quote from: K@What's the freakiest thing you have done?
Lived with two women, intimately, at the same time for five years. (LONG story)
The joys of youth? xD
QuoteHave you ever broken a bone?
Surprisingly enough, no. Spent two months in a coma, though.
Wow, what happen?
It was during a war...
Cars v Motorbikes.
I was on the bike. :(
I overtook someone, who decided to turn right, into a driveway, without signalling.
My head hit the kerb. The splat-hat looked like a boiled egg that had been whacked with a spoon.
I woke up, in hospital, having my naughty-bits washed by a rather scrummy nurse.
The inevitable happened... ;)
The nurse smiled and said "Oh, you're awake, then?".
I sorta grinned, sheepishly, and said "Awake? Why, have I been asleep".
"Yeah, since April".
"April? What is it, now?"
"End of June".
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Thats why my parents never allow me to drive bikes.
Glad that you(K@) recovered well.
Except my braincell. ;)
Lol, I love your braincells :laugh:
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;D
^ Dirty Thoughts!
who me? I'm an innocent boy :)
Quote from: Joker™ on June 26, 2012, 11:26:24 PM
who me? I'm an innocent boy :)
Still a kid yes but innocent? NEVER.
Quote from: Old Fossil on June 26, 2012, 11:31:16 PM
Still a kid yes but innocent? NEVER.
Meh, jealous oldies.
I had to edit it, coz a couple of our degus have died, since then. :(
Quote from: K@ on June 12, 2012, 11:17:01 AM
The nurse smiled and said "Oh, you're awake, then?".
I sorta grinned, sheepishly, and said "Awake? Why, have I been asleep".
"Yeah, since April".
"April? What is it, now?"
"End of June".
I feel weird and sad after reading this
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It sure was the most peculiar thing.
Still, I survived, mostly intact. :)
Quote from: K@ on September 17, 2012, 05:55:51 AM
It sure was the most peculiar thing.
Still, I survived, mostly intact. :)
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Quote from: K@ on February 04, 2012, 04:49:38 PM
- Do you have pets?
Three cats and four degus
My precious, that's unbelievable & incredible!
Yes, I'm also a "Gollum the Great" fan, cheers! ::)
Only two cats and three degus, now, sadly. :(
I'm sorry bro!