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Customizing SMF => Tips and Tricks => Topic started by: Antechinus on June 15, 2012, 04:13:41 AM

Title: Completely stupid BBC tag!
Post by: Antechinus on June 15, 2012, 04:13:41 AM
Are you nuts? Do you feel like doing crazy stuff just for the hell of it? I have just the BBC tag you need! It will make people crack up laughing, or drive them bonkers, or both.

It's nested marquees that make stuff simultaneously bounce up and down and from side to side. Yeah ok, I was feeling silly. Sue me. :laugh:

Subs.php

Find:
// Shhhh!
if (!isset($disabled['color']))
{
$codes[] = array(
'tag' => 'chrissy',
'before' => '<span style="color: #cc0099;">',
'after' => ' :-*</span>',
);
$codes[] = array(
'tag' => 'kissy',
'before' => '<span style="color: #cc0099;">',
'after' => ' :-*</span>',
);
}


Add after:
$codes[] = array(
'tag' => 'boingboing',
'before' => '<marquee direction="left" behavior="alternate" scrollamount="10"><marquee direction="up" behavior="alternate" scrollamount="20" style="font-size: 1em; height: 8em;">',
'after' => '</marquee></marquee>',
);


Demonstration here (http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=21091.msg611131#msg611131), if you really want to see it. :D
Title: Re: Completely stupid BBC tag!
Post by: Shambles on June 15, 2012, 04:24:34 AM
Unable. To. Resist.
Title: Re: Completely stupid BBC tag!
Post by: emanuele on June 15, 2012, 05:26:18 AM
/me wants a version with the parrot included by default! :P

Cant' stop laughing... LOL
Title: Re: Completely stupid BBC tag!
Post by: Antechinus on June 15, 2012, 05:29:38 AM
We should talk Spuds into making it default in 2.1. :D

Hey Spuds!
Title: Re: Completely stupid BBC tag!
Post by: MovedGoalPosts on June 15, 2012, 06:21:57 PM
This is just wrong   :P
Title: Re: Completely stupid BBC tag!
Post by: busterone on June 15, 2012, 07:43:42 PM
Love it! Modification is made and now waiting on the right time to use it.   ;D
Title: Re: Completely stupid BBC tag!
Post by: Antechinus on June 15, 2012, 07:50:46 PM
ROFLMAO. I knew some demented sods would be into it. I was cracking up laughing as I was drifting off to sleep last night.

This was the last great contribution to mankind by my old box too. Set it to defrag last night. This morning it was cactus. RIP. :D
Title: Re: Completely stupid BBC tag!
Post by: The Craw on June 15, 2012, 08:05:10 PM
There's something seriously wrong with this, but I'm too busy laughing to figure out what it is. xD
Title: Re: Completely stupid BBC tag!
Post by: live627 on June 15, 2012, 08:46:21 PM
Quote from: The Craw on June 15, 2012, 08:05:10 PM
There's something seriously wrong with this, but I'm too busy laughing to figure out what it is. xD
It's an alien invasion of SMF run by Ant!

See? He's "master of BBC abuse"
Title: Re: Completely stupid BBC tag!
Post by: Lout on June 15, 2012, 09:27:15 PM
No way on earth am I putting this on my site, it will be complete anarchy!!! (https://www.simplemachines.org/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fxbuk.co.uk%2FSmileys%2Fdefault%2Fpmsl.gif&hash=115a5852f4000fd31b04c49d594e15151cd11783)
Title: Re: Completely stupid BBC tag!
Post by: kat on June 16, 2012, 05:37:54 AM
(https://www.simplemachines.org/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.katzy.dsl.pipex.com%2FSmileys%2Fwowspring.gif&hash=6983b10fa862dfed95d1223a69ef9720e891cf80)
Title: Re: Completely stupid BBC tag!
Post by: mybiafraland on June 20, 2012, 08:59:10 AM
lmao this is fun in reality lol
Title: Re: Completely stupid BBC tag!
Post by: Masterd on June 25, 2012, 12:08:42 PM
It seems that I can't figure out why, but on Firefox 13.0.1 this takes ages to load.
Title: Re: Completely stupid BBC tag!
Post by: dongvi on June 26, 2012, 02:39:41 AM
Your demonstration made me a headache. Angry bird :D
Title: Re: Completely stupid BBC tag!
Post by: Bitzy on July 20, 2012, 10:27:46 PM
I have no comment at all.
Title: Re: Completely stupid BBC tag!
Post by: Burke ♞ Knight on July 20, 2012, 10:43:28 PM
I am so not saying what comes to mind...LOL
Title: Re: Completely stupid BBC tag!
Post by: TheListener on July 21, 2012, 06:11:42 PM
Ant you are completely insane.
Title: Re: Completely stupid BBC tag!
Post by: Chalky on July 21, 2012, 06:25:35 PM
I love it!!!

But then I probably would....  ;)
Title: Re: Completely stupid BBC tag!
Post by: TheListener on July 21, 2012, 06:27:06 PM
Quote from: Sabrinova on July 21, 2012, 06:25:35 PM
I love it!!!

But then I probably would....  ;)

Definately
Title: Re: Completely stupid BBC tag!
Post by: Antechinus on July 21, 2012, 06:43:15 PM
Quote from: Old Fossil on July 21, 2012, 06:11:42 PM
Ant you are completely insane.

This is not news to anyone who has been around SMF for a few years. :)

Quote from: Sabrinova on July 21, 2012, 06:25:35 PM
I love it!!!

But then I probably would....  ;)

I like it too. :D It's awesome in a shoutbox because you can have parrots bouncing off the walls. Also, since the marquee height is sized in em, by wrapping boingboing in a size tag you can make things bounce as high as you like. Here's an example using a stuffed kangaroo and a 24pt font size:

How to catch a Kangaroo (http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=21419.msg620447#msg620447) :D
Title: Re: Completely stupid BBC tag!
Post by: TheListener on July 21, 2012, 06:46:31 PM
I actually may have a use for it.

???

Dancing music notes would look good but at a smaller size than 24pt
Title: Re: Completely stupid BBC tag!
Post by: busterone on July 21, 2012, 06:57:26 PM
That probably would go well with your radio site.   :)
Title: Re: Completely stupid BBC tag!
Post by: TheListener on July 21, 2012, 06:58:14 PM
Quote from: busterone on July 21, 2012, 06:57:26 PM
That probably would go well with your radio site.   :)

That's what i thought.

(https://www.simplemachines.org/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.broadstarradio.com%2FSmileys%2Fakyhne%2Fdjsmiley.gif&hash=118309cabf93dbf2fa4c8265770ab6ba0f247b02)
Title: Re: Completely stupid BBC tag!
Post by: Chalky on July 21, 2012, 06:59:46 PM
Quote from: Antechinus on July 21, 2012, 06:43:15 PM
I like it too. :D It's awesome in a shoutbox because you can have parrots bouncing off the walls. Also, since the marquee height is sized in em, by wrapping boingboing in a size tag you can make things bounce as high as you like. Here's an example using a stuffed kangaroo and a 24pt font size:

How to catch a Kangaroo (http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=21419.msg620447#msg620447) :D

Now that is useful to know  :D  Thanks for that ;)
Title: Re: Completely stupid BBC tag!
Post by: Antechinus on July 21, 2012, 07:06:00 PM
This is what I do when I get bored with cleaning up 2.1 templates. :D I'm not Master of BBC Abuse for nothing, y'know.

ETA: I built in the font size because, depending on the image you are using, you may need more height than the default. That's sized for common smileys, but for larger images like the stuffed roo you need to up the font size, or he doesn't have enough room to get going. ;)
Title: Re: Completely stupid BBC tag!
Post by: TheListener on July 21, 2012, 07:07:59 PM
Quote from: Antechinus on July 21, 2012, 07:06:00 PM
This is what I do when I get bored with cleaning up 2.1 templates. :D I'm not Master of BBC Abuse for nothing, y'know.

Ant fancy a job?

(https://www.simplemachines.org/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.broadstarradio.com%2FSmileys%2Fakyhne%2Fdevil-smiley-029.gif&hash=26a6508a5795d782d85380e0efbf2d7b49b0d504)
Title: Re: Completely stupid BBC tag!
Post by: Lout on July 21, 2012, 09:32:18 PM
Quote from: Old Fossil on July 21, 2012, 06:58:14 PM
Quote from: busterone on July 21, 2012, 06:57:26 PM
That probably would go well with your radio site.   :)

That's what i thought.

(https://www.simplemachines.org/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.broadstarradio.com%2FSmileys%2Fakyhne%2Fdjsmiley.gif&hash=118309cabf93dbf2fa4c8265770ab6ba0f247b02)
Dancing DJ perhaps....
Title: Re: Completely stupid BBC tag!
Post by: TheListener on July 21, 2012, 09:38:26 PM
There's enough chair dancing as it is lol
Title: Re: Completely stupid BBC tag!
Post by: Antechinus on February 27, 2013, 08:18:26 PM
Ok, I'm going to package this one, just for a laugh. Been writing a couple of minor fixes for 2.0.x anyway, so am on a bit of a roll.
Title: Re: Completely stupid BBC tag!
Post by: TwitchisMental on February 28, 2013, 12:54:03 AM
You are evil....  but soooo awesome lol....
Title: Re: Completely stupid BBC tag!
Post by: Antechinus on February 28, 2013, 01:58:16 AM
F**k 'em if they can't take a joke. :D
Title: Re: Completely stupid BBC tag!
Post by: Antechinus on February 28, 2013, 02:24:00 AM
K. Submitted but not approved yet. Stay tuned. :D

http://custom.simplemachines.org/mods/index.php?mod=3661