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Title: Get To Know The Team - K@
Post by: kat on February 04, 2012, 04:49:38 PM
(https://www.simplemachines.org/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Favatars.simplemachinesweb.com%2Fsmf%2Favatar_23648_1279816729.gif&hash=2bd02dd7c329f2f818ad6c0d00112043)Name: Katz
Age: 2¾
Location: NW England
Quote: WTF?!?
Position: Horizontal

Title: Re: Get To Know The Team - K@
Post by: Matthew K. on February 04, 2012, 05:37:01 PM
Very nice...:) You didn't happen to copy this from mine, did you? ;)
Title: Re: Get To Know The Team - K@
Post by: kat on February 05, 2012, 08:34:06 AM
Just the questions.
Title: Re: Get To Know The Team - K@
Post by: Joker™ on February 05, 2012, 09:45:53 PM
What is your dream job?
Pr0n star. :)
Lol, hahahhahaha.

/me thinks K@ missed the job opportunity by few years only.
Title: Re: Get To Know The Team - K@
Post by: kat on February 06, 2012, 08:10:29 AM
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Title: Re: Get To Know The Team - K@
Post by: ѕησω on June 12, 2012, 09:26:00 AM
Quote from: K@
What's the freakiest thing you have done?
Lived with two women, intimately, at the same time for five years. (LONG story)

The joys of youth? xD
Title: Re: Get To Know The Team - K@
Post by: ApplianceJunk on June 12, 2012, 09:31:22 AM
Quote
Have you ever broken a bone?
Surprisingly enough, no. Spent two months in a coma, though.

Wow, what happen?
Title: Re: Get To Know The Team - K@
Post by: kat on June 12, 2012, 11:17:01 AM
It was during a war...

Cars v Motorbikes.

I was on the bike. :(

I overtook someone, who decided to turn right, into a driveway, without signalling.

My head hit the kerb. The splat-hat looked like a boiled egg that had been whacked with a spoon.

I woke up, in hospital, having my naughty-bits washed by a rather scrummy nurse.

The inevitable happened... ;)

The nurse smiled and said "Oh, you're awake, then?".

I sorta grinned, sheepishly, and said "Awake? Why, have I been asleep".

"Yeah, since April".

"April? What is it, now?"

"End of June".

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Title: Re: Get To Know The Team - K@
Post by: Joker™ on June 16, 2012, 12:30:07 AM
Thats why my parents never allow me to drive bikes.

Glad that you(K@) recovered well.
Title: Re: Get To Know The Team - K@
Post by: kat on June 16, 2012, 05:13:46 AM
Except my braincell. ;)
Title: Re: Get To Know The Team - K@
Post by: Joker™ on June 26, 2012, 12:31:38 PM
Lol, I love your braincells :laugh:
Title: Re: Get To Know The Team - K@
Post by: kat on June 26, 2012, 12:41:09 PM
Pervert. (https://www.simplemachines.org/community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.katzy.dsl.pipex.com%2FSmileys%2Fgiggle.gif&hash=9dadde25699bfd62d0a51a1a9037304f)
Title: Re: Get To Know The Team - K@
Post by: Joker™ on June 26, 2012, 12:42:18 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Get To Know The Team - K@
Post by: ѕησω on June 26, 2012, 08:45:53 PM
^ Dirty Thoughts!
Title: Re: Get To Know The Team - K@
Post by: Joker™ on June 26, 2012, 11:26:24 PM
who me? I'm an innocent boy :)
Title: Re: Get To Know The Team - K@
Post by: TheListener on June 26, 2012, 11:31:16 PM
who me? I'm an innocent boy :)

Still a kid yes but innocent? NEVER.
Title: Re: Get To Know The Team - K@
Post by: Joker™ on June 27, 2012, 03:31:13 AM
Still a kid yes but innocent? NEVER.
Meh, jealous oldies.
Title: Re: Get To Know The Team - K@
Post by: kat on June 27, 2012, 06:21:55 AM
I had to edit it, coz a couple of our degus have died, since then. :(
Title: Re: Get To Know The Team - K@
Post by: mrintech on September 17, 2012, 02:22:45 AM


The nurse smiled and said "Oh, you're awake, then?".

I sorta grinned, sheepishly, and said "Awake? Why, have I been asleep".

"Yeah, since April".

"April? What is it, now?"

"End of June".

I feel weird and sad after reading this

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Title: Re: Get To Know The Team - K@
Post by: kat on September 17, 2012, 05:55:51 AM
It sure was the most peculiar thing.

Still, I survived, mostly intact. :)
Title: Re: Get To Know The Team - K@
Post by: mrintech on September 17, 2012, 08:55:32 AM
It sure was the most peculiar thing.

Still, I survived, mostly intact. :)


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Title: Re: Get To Know The Team - K@
Post by: Neo_TE on February 28, 2014, 09:31:52 AM
  • Do you have pets?
    Three cats and four degus

My precious, that's unbelievable & incredible!

Yes, I'm also a "Gollum the Great" fan, cheers! ::)
Title: Re: Get To Know The Team - K@
Post by: kat on February 28, 2014, 10:58:40 AM
Only two cats and three degus, now, sadly. :(
Title: Re: Get To Know The Team - K@
Post by: Neo_TE on March 01, 2014, 10:35:08 AM
I'm sorry bro!