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Name: Robert "Kryzen"
Location: Groningen, Netherlands
Quote: If you're going through hell, keep going
Position: Localizer

• Do you have pets?
  I have a baddass ginger cat.
• What is your favourite colour?
  Green. Or blue. Because reasons.
• What kind of music do you like?
  Anything that doesn't involve screaming. Take it as you will.
• What do you do on your free time besides spending time on SMF?
  Working, sleeping, and crying myself to sleep. Or maybe just the first two things.
• What are your goals/dreams in life?
  To improve myself and become a better person.
• What got you involved in SMF?
  Harry Potter. Long story.
• Who do you admire? Why?
  People who don't give a sh-t about what other people think, and just live their life.
• Are you into sports?  If so which ones?
  Not really. Used to be into soccer and baseball, but not anymore.
• What was your first screenname?
  Robertjeee. Kind of like you're riding a roller coaster.
• Do you have any piercings?
  Nope.
• Are you a lefty/righty or ambidextrous?
  Depends, I use my left hand for my phone, but write with my right hand.
• Do you have any tattoos?  If not do you wish/plan to get one?
  No, not really.
• Do you have any siblings?  If so, how many of each?
  One brother and one sister, both younger.
• What is your favourite website?
  I'm not sure I can post it here.
• Do you play computer games?  If so, which ones?
  Europa Universalis 4 and Minecraft. And Bejeweld. Because Bejeweld is awesome.
• Do you play video game consoles?  Which ones?
  Xbox360
• Are you married or planing to get married?
  Not married, just enjoyin' single life. No plans to get married either.
• If so do you have any kids?
  No
• How many kids?
  N/A
• How many languages do you speak?  If so which ones?
  I'm fluent in Dutch and English, kind-of-fluent in Spanish, and I can speak some Low Saxon, Serbian and Russian.
• Do you drink?
  Yes
• Do you smoke?
  Nope, never have, never will.
• Did you play hookey from class?
  I might have...
• Do you have a license?
  I'd like to think I do, but every time I get busted the police reminds me I don't... :'(
• Do you own a car?
  No
• Have you ever been stopped for speeding?
  Yeah, one time I was cycling so fast the police was like 'NO HE DIDN'T'.
• Do you obtain a good amount of sleep daily?
  I'd like to make sure I get at least 7 hours of sleep every day, which seems to be enough, so yes.
• How do you sleep?
  On the streets
• Have you ever been on an aeroplane?
  Yes
• Have you ever broken a bone?
  You mean my own bones, or someone else's? In case of the latter, it's probably better not to go into too much detail. ;)
• Do you wear jewellery?  If so what jewellery do you wear?
  Nope
• How do you dress?
  Casually
• How many keys are on your keyring?
  Three
• Your favorite actors?
  Morgan Freeman
• Your favorite historical time period?
  In Europe, the Early Middle Ages and the WW2 era. I'm also fascinated by 30s'-80s' America, but I'm not sure why.
• What time do you go to bed?  What time do you wake up?
  Depends, my working times vary.
• What's the freakiest thing you have done?
  Speaking Dutch-ish German to a Dutch waitress.
• Do you live alone?
  Do ghosts count?
• How many hours a day do you spend in front of the computer?
  Way too many.
• How many hours a day do you spend in SMF?
  Difficult to say, really. Depends on the day.
• What is your favourite beverage - coffee, tea, soda, beer, other?
  Tea, sweet tea and iced tea. I'm also very fond of Desperados beer.
• What do you hate?
  Ignorance
• What do you love?
  Music, space, nature, history, southern accents
• What is your religion?
  I don't really have a religion, just a bunch of ideas about what happens after death
• What is your hair colour?
  Black
• How tall are you?
  Disturbingly tall. Maybe not really. About 6'3/1.90 meters
• How much do you weigh?
  No freaking idea.
• What's the feature on SMF you can't live without?
  
  • As an administrator?
    Banning people. I just don't know when to stop.
  • As an end user?
    The ability to troll.

Thanks to Relyana for the list of questions, I basically just copied her questions.

The questions are from the template that we've all used ;).

Dutch Lower Saxon is a new one on me.  I had to go and look that up, so reading your profile has taught me something that I didn't know :).  I'm also curious to know why you ended up speaking Dutch like German to a Dutch waitress :D.

QuoteAnd Bejeweld. Because Bejeweld is awesome.

LOL ;D
Let me guess: quality time in the toilet? ;D ;D ;D

QuoteDutch Lower Saxon is a new one on me.

It's basically a mix of Dutch, German and Danish, and it's a really cool language. Although I grew up hearing the language, I never learned to speak it. A shame, really, I think it sounds so much warmer than Dutch does.

QuoteI'm also curious to know why you ended up speaking Dutch like German to a Dutch waitress

Well, for Dutch people it's not hard to speak (as in not messing up the pronunciation) German since the languages are very similar, and I just wanted to have some fun. ;p

QuoteLet me guess: quality time in the toilet? ;D ;D ;D

Hahaha, something like that. :P

You haven't answered on your dream job question, do you have one?
Also, do you like to read, and if so, what kind of books? :)

QuoteYou haven't answered on your dream job question, do you have one?

Yep: a job in software development, preferably something with embedded systems or desktop applications.

QuoteAlso, do you like to read, and if so, what kind of books? :)

Definitely. :) I usually read historical books; 'Byzantium - The surprising life of a medieval empire' is probably my favorite.