Completely stupid BBC tag!

Started by Antechinus, June 15, 2012, 04:13:41 AM

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Antechinus

Are you nuts? Do you feel like doing crazy stuff just for the hell of it? I have just the BBC tag you need! It will make people crack up laughing, or drive them bonkers, or both.

It's nested marquees that make stuff simultaneously bounce up and down and from side to side. Yeah ok, I was feeling silly. Sue me. :laugh:

Subs.php

Find:
// Shhhh!
if (!isset($disabled['color']))
{
$codes[] = array(
'tag' => 'chrissy',
'before' => '<span style="color: #cc0099;">',
'after' => ' :-*</span>',
);
$codes[] = array(
'tag' => 'kissy',
'before' => '<span style="color: #cc0099;">',
'after' => ' :-*</span>',
);
}


Add after:
$codes[] = array(
'tag' => 'boingboing',
'before' => '<marquee direction="left" behavior="alternate" scrollamount="10"><marquee direction="up" behavior="alternate" scrollamount="20" style="font-size: 1em; height: 8em;">',
'after' => '</marquee></marquee>',
);


Demonstration here, if you really want to see it. :D

Shambles


emanuele

* emanuele wants a version with the parrot included by default! :P

Cant' stop laughing... LOL


Take a peek at what I'm doing! ;D




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Antechinus

We should talk Spuds into making it default in 2.1. :D

Hey Spuds!


busterone

Love it! Modification is made and now waiting on the right time to use it.   ;D

Antechinus

ROFLMAO. I knew some demented sods would be into it. I was cracking up laughing as I was drifting off to sleep last night.

This was the last great contribution to mankind by my old box too. Set it to defrag last night. This morning it was cactus. RIP. :D

The Craw

There's something seriously wrong with this, but I'm too busy laughing to figure out what it is. xD

live627

Quote from: The Craw on June 15, 2012, 08:05:10 PM
There's something seriously wrong with this, but I'm too busy laughing to figure out what it is. xD
It's an alien invasion of SMF run by Ant!

See? He's "master of BBC abuse"

Lout

No way on earth am I putting this on my site, it will be complete anarchy!!!


mybiafraland

lmao this is fun in reality lol
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Masterd

It seems that I can't figure out why, but on Firefox 13.0.1 this takes ages to load.

dongvi

Your demonstration made me a headache. Angry bird :D

Bitzy


Burke ♞ Knight

I am so not saying what comes to mind...LOL

TheListener

Ant you are completely insane.

Chalky

I love it!!!

But then I probably would....  ;)

TheListener


Antechinus

Quote from: Old Fossil on July 21, 2012, 06:11:42 PM
Ant you are completely insane.

This is not news to anyone who has been around SMF for a few years. :)

Quote from: Sabrinova on July 21, 2012, 06:25:35 PM
I love it!!!

But then I probably would....  ;)

I like it too. :D It's awesome in a shoutbox because you can have parrots bouncing off the walls. Also, since the marquee height is sized in em, by wrapping boingboing in a size tag you can make things bounce as high as you like. Here's an example using a stuffed kangaroo and a 24pt font size:

How to catch a Kangaroo :D

TheListener

I actually may have a use for it.

???

Dancing music notes would look good but at a smaller size than 24pt

busterone

That probably would go well with your radio site.   :)

TheListener

Quote from: busterone on July 21, 2012, 06:57:26 PM
That probably would go well with your radio site.   :)

That's what i thought.


Chalky

Quote from: Antechinus on July 21, 2012, 06:43:15 PM
I like it too. :D It's awesome in a shoutbox because you can have parrots bouncing off the walls. Also, since the marquee height is sized in em, by wrapping boingboing in a size tag you can make things bounce as high as you like. Here's an example using a stuffed kangaroo and a 24pt font size:

How to catch a Kangaroo :D

Now that is useful to know  :D  Thanks for that ;)

Antechinus

This is what I do when I get bored with cleaning up 2.1 templates. :D I'm not Master of BBC Abuse for nothing, y'know.

ETA: I built in the font size because, depending on the image you are using, you may need more height than the default. That's sized for common smileys, but for larger images like the stuffed roo you need to up the font size, or he doesn't have enough room to get going. ;)

TheListener

Quote from: Antechinus on July 21, 2012, 07:06:00 PM
This is what I do when I get bored with cleaning up 2.1 templates. :D I'm not Master of BBC Abuse for nothing, y'know.

Ant fancy a job?


Lout

Quote from: Old Fossil on July 21, 2012, 06:58:14 PM
Quote from: busterone on July 21, 2012, 06:57:26 PM
That probably would go well with your radio site.   :)

That's what i thought.


Dancing DJ perhaps....

TheListener

There's enough chair dancing as it is lol

Antechinus

Ok, I'm going to package this one, just for a laugh. Been writing a couple of minor fixes for 2.0.x anyway, so am on a bit of a roll.

TwitchisMental

You are evil....  but soooo awesome lol....

Antechinus

F**k 'em if they can't take a joke. :D


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