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Favorite Comments...
« on: March 24, 2004, 03:27:52 AM »
Well, more than a couple people have laughed over some of the comments I've put in SMF.  My problem is I almost think I'm not funny.

Which is your favorite?

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Re: Favorite Comments...
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2004, 03:38:07 AM »
// Someones else :P

// !!! Decide: overwrite or not?
« Last Edit: March 24, 2004, 03:40:06 AM by scottb »

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Re: Favorite Comments...
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2004, 03:40:44 AM »
Sources/Admin.php

// This should never happen, but apparently it is happening.

Sources/Calender.php

// If you got this far, it's okay.
« Last Edit: March 24, 2004, 03:47:38 AM by Darkorical »

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Re: Favorite Comments...
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2004, 03:50:30 AM »
this has to be the best for me
// Oh great, they've screwed their psot groups.

then I seen one about a user can do something because there all powerful that got a chuckle out of me, think it was in a template file can't remember.

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Re: Favorite Comments...
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2004, 05:55:47 PM »
Not sure who created this, but this is pretty humorous...

Sources/Admin.php, right above the EditAgreement function:

// I hereby agree not to be a lazy bum.
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Re: Favorite Comments...
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2004, 06:22:31 PM »
Sources/InstantMessage.php...

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   // Why would you want access to your outbox if you're not allowed to send anything?

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   // Get the next one... bail if anything goes wrong.
(Better Look Out!)

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   // Censor all the important text...
(Never heard of censoring stuff THAT WAY!)

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   // Want to take a second lance before you send?
(No, not really.)

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// Pretend they messed up :P.
(Bastards.)

Sources/Security.php

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   // !!! This should be optional.  In some cases - like my school's - this one function call can take 5 to 10 seconds.

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Re: Favorite Comments...
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2004, 06:42:55 PM »
 // Can't find it... just forget it.

// Gimme a little more time! *sweat*

// Some stuff.... :P.

// No one's online now.... MUHAHAHAHA :P.

// Just how many errors are there?

// Not too shabby, huh?

// Dut-dut-duh-duh-DUH-duh-dut-duh-duh!  *dances to the Final Fantasy Fanfare...*

// You banned, sucka!

// Go!  Supa-sub-template-smash!
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Re: Favorite Comments...
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2004, 06:43:49 PM »
Heh - I should really start writing some funny comments :)
I'm only a half geek really...

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Re: Favorite Comments...
« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2004, 10:13:13 AM »
Well, more than a couple people have laughed over some of the comments I've put in SMF.  My problem is I almost think I'm not funny.
-[Unknown]
I noticed that once I start coding and when I get to the point where I want to validate or check upon something some funny thoughts come into my head :)

I am also not rated "Funny", but sometimes things says that I am :P

and hey, those Karma comments are from the old YaBBSE!! and I even started a topic about them in YaBBSE forum..
you said that you have everything in SMF being built from the ground up, cheaters ! :P

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Re: Favorite Comments...
« Reply #9 on: March 26, 2004, 12:43:07 PM »
When I was updating the moods mod, I was having fun putting //An error occurs right before a fatal_error statement... ;)
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