Topic: [FREE] Forum Troll

[alienine]

That's right! Get your own forum troll for FREE*!

The forum troll will:

• Abuse your members
• Make 90% of their posts less then 4 characters
• Provide you with countless hours of post pruning fun
• Steer every topic off-topic
• Start flame wars with anyone who dares point out their flawed personlaity
• Biatch about your forum on other forums
• Repeatedly get banned, but never leave, thanks to his never ending string of dynamic AOL ips
• Desperately try to get your attention by calling you "a idot"
• Claim he has administrator provilidges, but chooses not to use them
• Pretend he is female
• Ask everyone to do everything for them
• Bump up year-old topics
• Start his own web-hosting compnay with "UNLIMITED BANDWIDTH AND 10GB OF SPACE, FOR ONLY $1 A MONTH!!!!!1"
• Steal your forum/website design and make a replica of your site
• Try to 'h4x0r' you by sending you a sub7 trojan conspicuously named "OPEN_ME!!.exe"
• Reply to his own posts under a different username, congratulaing his own greatness and glory
• Claim he has hacked your website because he can view your HTML source in notepad
• Brag about how is only 14 and can 'program' in HTML
• Suggest improvements for your website, including "making everything Flash"
• Accidentally post links to porn he has been visiting by accdientally pressing "CTRL-V" before posting
• Manage to misspell even the most pasic of wortds
• Post the 'newest' craze he just discovered: all your base are belong to us
• Make you question the quality of his genetic pool

Get yours now (no need to do anything, just setup a successful forum and wait)!

*Price excludes pain and suffering

[Juvenall Wilson]

[Saleh]

wow, you seem to have had a recent troll in your forum
impressive features if you ask me, and all in one package!

I managed to see some pepole with some of these features when I was administrating a high traffic gaming forum in the past.. and sometimes you get a whole band of trolls acting together which ,if you don't act fast, will take time to clean up..

[Trekkie101]

nah my forum does all that anyway, but we do with more Trolls

www.t101.uni.cc 

[pwnzord]

hxxp:tinyurl.com/cuhvnm [nonactive]

or

hxxp:www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqx2Bt5bnKE [nonactive]

 

I promise it's not a rickroll 

[ApplianceJunk]

Just trolling.........

[Jade Elizabeth]

If I pay will he bump 4 year old topics?

* Jade Elizabeth coughs at AJ hee hee