Photoshop Phreak?

[eFishie]

Are you a freak for Photoshop?

If so, you need Piranha Utilities'...

Photoshop Phreak 1.0

This product kit, brought to you by a professional Anti-Anythinger, includes the following:

A needle.
A needle controller.
Free surgery to insert the previous into your head.
Manual to drop the habit.

We at P.U. believe in making original content.

How does this work? Simple. If you even so much as hold your mouse over that PS icon for more than .5 seconds, the needle will poke your brain in the Habit area, and right away, you will start losing interest in Photoshop.

The manual includes all the info.

I know some of you need this product RIGHT AWAY!

Well, fortunately for you, it is already on the market. You can buy it at an opening sale price of $178.99 USD (was $318.99), or for three easy payments of $120.50.

Comments are gladly accepted at P.U.

[Seph|roth]

but... but... what's wrong with photoshop???

[Parham]

on for php, one for photoshop... how many of these are you posting? LOL

[eFishie]

A lot. Have to beat out my competition, you know.

There's also a PhorumPhresh for YaBB SE.

[EraserHill]

Hilarious. 

[bloc]

I think I need one. Just need to close that PS first.......hey, it won't close!

[Deoxys]

LOL.....
*Holds mouse over PS icon for.305757568 seconds*
Eh? WTF is Photoshop doing in there? Dern hackers...I knew they'd pull something like this! (Seems to work....Hm, thanks )