I wonder how much you think a job like this costs. But it’s not all about the money, you’re still waiting for someone with the time and energy to come along, and honestly, I’d be surprised if you were willing to pay my standard consulting rate ($150 US/hr, and I haven’t even looked at what you actually want done, which probably puts it into a couple of hours minimum)
Hopefully someone nicer than me will come along, but I wouldn’t bet on it. Custom work for people, for what people usually want to pay, honestly sucks to do.