Is this a real address?

Started by Joe N, May 30, 2009, 01:45:06 PM

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Jade Elizabeth

Quote from: Amacythe on June 04, 2009, 02:53:37 AM
Quote from: Jade Elizabeth on June 02, 2009, 01:29:40 AM
I thought the secret was that they were in my basement along with the trolls we tracked and caught?  :-\

I don't know what community you hang out at... but we don't catch trolls here... we ban them :P

Well, your ban is the mark I look for MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Quote from: Gazmanafc on June 04, 2009, 07:34:55 AM
You ban those little toys with the really weird hair? :P

They're collectors items :P
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What if someone really hated SMF ? Could they destroy the servers? 0.o ?
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Quote from: Yigal on June 05, 2009, 04:59:34 PM
What if someone really hated SMF ? Could they destroy the servers? 0.o ?

No. LOL.
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Quote from: Yigal on June 05, 2009, 04:59:34 PM
What if someone really hated SMF ? Could they destroy the servers? 0.o ?
The dogs with lasers on their heads, the army of Derek clones and the cacti are very powerful defenses :P

Yigal

I would be greatly surprised if someone also hacked this site ... with the great security at SMF.org .... it's crazy!  But who would want to destroy SMF :P
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Yigal

Well what would IPB or phpBB want?  Unless SMF has went over extreme chart statistics!
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Trekkie101

I don't think any of our competition would touch our servers, see our values :)

http://www.simplemachines.org/about/values.php

Yigal

Well we all know the soar losers that exist in the world!  Just a thought :P 

Does phpBB or IPB run larger servers than SMF does?
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Trek - Those are SM's values, they wouldn't apply to the likes of IPS and Jelsoft. So they could be real assholes. (Not that I'm saying that they are obviously :P)
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Quote from: Yigal on June 05, 2009, 09:11:54 PM
Does phpBB or IPB run larger servers than SMF does?

I don't believe either disclose the full details of the server configuration powering their sites.
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Quote from: Yigal on June 05, 2009, 04:59:34 PM
What if someone really hated SMF ? Could they destroy the servers? 0.o ?

You'd be surprised at how much security there is in some datacenters.

You'd also be surprised at the lack of security at others :P
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How about SMF?  Are we complicated secure 0.o?
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The datacenter we are in is a well respected datacenter and regarded quite highly among the webhosting community :) Also our server admin lives close by :)

As for the size of our server "cluster", it is impressive ;) Specifics I don't know but we could take a few times our current traffic :)

metallica48423

Maybe dschwab9 can post some shiny pictures :P
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I hope for SMF to reach to the top ^^ . But we're still a long way from there ...
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Joe N

Has somebody got an image close up of the smf underground thingy  :P
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Whats all this about?
SMF have vacancies and need to have a sandwich board outside?

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